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Saturday, May 1, 2010
Alana the Super-Secret Spy (Shhh, don't tell)
Hi! Remember me! ...Yes I'm Alana!
I'm still fabulous! Very, very, VERY fabulous! I still say yay me too!
Yes my first two books are about special events, this one's different...I got a job!! I know, shocking! It's not even fashionable! All I do is wear black...hide...and watch other people! It stinks...but my boss taught me how to do a somersault! Look! (Alana does a somersault).
If you guessed it, my job is being a super-secret spy! So...I have to practice being fabulously sneaky! Watch! (Alana sneaks up on her brother, Steven, fabulously.) "Haha...you're about to be frightened by Alana Smith, scaredy cat maker..again..haha!" I thought, very sneaky. "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Ahhh!! Haha, Steven..I got you good didn't I?" I yelped.
"One, my name's Mr. ? guy. Two, I'm too awesome for you to scare me." my brother said obnoxiously.
"You may be awesome, haha, but you'll never be fabulous" I exclaimed.
You know...I'm not the first spy in the Smith family. I'll tell you, if you promise not to tell anyone! I mean it...tell no-one! NO-ONE! NO-ONE! Yes, pinky-swear? Great! O.K. The two other super-duper-uper...is uper a word? Hmmm...where was I? Oh yeah the super-duper-uper secret spies in my family are my sisters Penelope and Fifi! Surprised, aren't you? C'mon I need to show you something! Follow me to Penelope's room!
See this bookshelf? It's not one! If you turn around a little...it's the door to her room, come in! Hmmm...I love this room, but it could use some pink! Anyway here's the map of our spy cave! See this BIG circle? If you say "Googoogaagaa. I'm a monkey!" like that, it's Penelope's super-scret passageway to our spy cave. I know, you're probably thinking why are we insdie of a cylinder and what does that computer do? I'll show you. If you type the keys...in this order, voila! It's our spy cave...I'll show you around.
Hi! I'm getting ready for my first mission! I know what you're tinking..."Alana's not wearing spy-clothes!". Hmmm...I was right! After a lot of talking...and some bribing, my boss said I can use my own disguises (Pat 15 is my costume pic-page!) Soooo...ooooo...my first mission is not assigned by the agency, I made it myself...I need to go to school so, toodles!
Look, it's Jane Plane, or should I say, she used to be! She recently changed her name to "Jane Fabulous" and changed her look completely! Ugh! We look so much alike, but I look fabulouser...don't I? I thought so! I'll go talk to her. (Alana somersaults out from behind the bushes.) "You stole my mojo!" I screamed at "Jane Fabulous" (haha!). "MOMMY!!!" Jane cried. It ended up that her mom was my teacher, Mrs. Happy. She wasn't very happy then.
Hey! It's me, and I'm outside the White House right now! I'm determined to change the flag to something more hmm...let's say more fabulous! (Alana walks into the White House...very, very, VERY fabulously).
"Hellooooo! I'm Alana Smith and I'm her to - O.M.G.!! Is that really you...Annie Albers!! I haven't seen you since, since we were rivals in preschool! I thought you moved!" I squealed, kinda excited.
"I switched to a private school...so many people interrupting my fantabulously important conversations! Ugh!" Annie said, the same way she would have two years ago.
"I know...Hey now that there's no battle for preschool queen...do you wanna be...BFFS!"
"Sure" Annie sounded almost as excited as me! She also said that she tried to change the flag's colors to fuchsia, carnation, and hot pink too. (It didn't work out for her!)
"O.K. I think the room's fabulous enough for now." I told my mother as she walked out of my newly furnished bedroom. Oh...hi! I didn't see you there! We were just redoing my room, now it's all spyisheeeey! Come in, I have a bed that pulls out from the ceiling! Look at this book shelf, it's a secret entryway to an elevator that goes to the spy cave! This window is...well, it's just a window. I also have a secret supply of chocolate in this wall and...oh, dinner time!
Hey! Soooo...I have a very important test today, so I'm wearing my lucky fairy-princess outfit! Time to put the tiara on!! Well...I'm done! It's time to eat breakfast, do you want a muffin? I stole them from Tippy's house! Well, I was looking to steal Tippy's fav new hair clip, but I just found muffins. So I tried one, you know to see if they were better than my signature pink-crayon muffins, and they were, then I jumped out her window....oh yeah, that's why I broke my leg. So, back to fabulous little me!! (Alana's door bell rings)
"Hi! I heard you broke your leg and I wanna give you these muffins! Someone mysteriously stole my muffins for you, I knew by sometime you ought to break something!" Tippy said (evilly)
"I, um..." I started to say
"YOU! YOU STOLE MY MUFFINS!!! I'm not giving you any muffins!" Tippy screamed, then shoved a cream-filled muffin of some sort in Alana's face.
"I, umm...I umm...I didn't mean to-" I started to say when Tippy rudely interrupted me.
"You'll pay for this, Alana!" Tippy grumbled under her breath.
By the time I got to the building I had a plan. Did you ask what it is? Just wait, you'll see! As soon as my fuchsia-rose limo parked in front of the spy building, I was hiding behind my new unicorn poster. Mr. Fluffypant's tail was as colorful as a rainbow! Then a started quaking like a unicorn. My mom knew my disguise, because I tried it out last week for at my dentist appointment. I knew that because my mother knew my fabulous disguise, when she angrily looked at Mr. Fluffypants I darted into the building. I ran and ran...straight to the bathroom!
I know..I didn't go there for the same reason you'd think I would, I went there to change my outfit. I took off my shoes and trench coat, pulled on my gloves, and put my hood over my head. There I stood, covered with hot-pink silk, and that was covered in suction cups. I rushed out of the room and climbed up the waiting room wall. As soon as I got on the ceiling I spotted a heating vent. I frantically crawled through the vent system, fell through a hole, and landed on my boss's desk. Then I tried to get Mr. Fluffypant's folded up son, Carlos Fluffypants out of my pocked, but it was too late.
Hi! Well yesterday I took my spy test. Apparently my boss saw my whole attempt to sneak out, and he thought is was fabulous! I got upgraded to "Assistant-manager of Fabulous Sneaks"! I go back to school tomorrow, so I better tell Annie! Then I've gotta rub it in Tippy's face! See you later!
The End.
I'm still fabulous! Very, very, VERY fabulous! I still say yay me too!
Yes my first two books are about special events, this one's different...I got a job!! I know, shocking! It's not even fashionable! All I do is wear black...hide...and watch other people! It stinks...but my boss taught me how to do a somersault! Look! (Alana does a somersault).
If you guessed it, my job is being a super-secret spy! So...I have to practice being fabulously sneaky! Watch! (Alana sneaks up on her brother, Steven, fabulously.) "Haha...you're about to be frightened by Alana Smith, scaredy cat maker..again..haha!" I thought, very sneaky. "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Ahhh!! Haha, Steven..I got you good didn't I?" I yelped.
"One, my name's Mr. ? guy. Two, I'm too awesome for you to scare me." my brother said obnoxiously.
"You may be awesome, haha, but you'll never be fabulous" I exclaimed.
You know...I'm not the first spy in the Smith family. I'll tell you, if you promise not to tell anyone! I mean it...tell no-one! NO-ONE! NO-ONE! Yes, pinky-swear? Great! O.K. The two other super-duper-uper...is uper a word? Hmmm...where was I? Oh yeah the super-duper-uper secret spies in my family are my sisters Penelope and Fifi! Surprised, aren't you? C'mon I need to show you something! Follow me to Penelope's room!
See this bookshelf? It's not one! If you turn around a little...it's the door to her room, come in! Hmmm...I love this room, but it could use some pink! Anyway here's the map of our spy cave! See this BIG circle? If you say "Googoogaagaa. I'm a monkey!" like that, it's Penelope's super-scret passageway to our spy cave. I know, you're probably thinking why are we insdie of a cylinder and what does that computer do? I'll show you. If you type the keys...in this order, voila! It's our spy cave...I'll show you around.
Hi! I'm getting ready for my first mission! I know what you're tinking..."Alana's not wearing spy-clothes!". Hmmm...I was right! After a lot of talking...and some bribing, my boss said I can use my own disguises (Pat 15 is my costume pic-page!) Soooo...ooooo...my first mission is not assigned by the agency, I made it myself...I need to go to school so, toodles!
Look, it's Jane Plane, or should I say, she used to be! She recently changed her name to "Jane Fabulous" and changed her look completely! Ugh! We look so much alike, but I look fabulouser...don't I? I thought so! I'll go talk to her. (Alana somersaults out from behind the bushes.) "You stole my mojo!" I screamed at "Jane Fabulous" (haha!). "MOMMY!!!" Jane cried. It ended up that her mom was my teacher, Mrs. Happy. She wasn't very happy then.
Hey! It's me, and I'm outside the White House right now! I'm determined to change the flag to something more hmm...let's say more fabulous! (Alana walks into the White House...very, very, VERY fabulously).
"Hellooooo! I'm Alana Smith and I'm her to - O.M.G.!! Is that really you...Annie Albers!! I haven't seen you since, since we were rivals in preschool! I thought you moved!" I squealed, kinda excited.
"I switched to a private school...so many people interrupting my fantabulously important conversations! Ugh!" Annie said, the same way she would have two years ago.
"I know...Hey now that there's no battle for preschool queen...do you wanna be...BFFS!"
"Sure" Annie sounded almost as excited as me! She also said that she tried to change the flag's colors to fuchsia, carnation, and hot pink too. (It didn't work out for her!)
"O.K. I think the room's fabulous enough for now." I told my mother as she walked out of my newly furnished bedroom. Oh...hi! I didn't see you there! We were just redoing my room, now it's all spyisheeeey! Come in, I have a bed that pulls out from the ceiling! Look at this book shelf, it's a secret entryway to an elevator that goes to the spy cave! This window is...well, it's just a window. I also have a secret supply of chocolate in this wall and...oh, dinner time!
Hey! Soooo...I have a very important test today, so I'm wearing my lucky fairy-princess outfit! Time to put the tiara on!! Well...I'm done! It's time to eat breakfast, do you want a muffin? I stole them from Tippy's house! Well, I was looking to steal Tippy's fav new hair clip, but I just found muffins. So I tried one, you know to see if they were better than my signature pink-crayon muffins, and they were, then I jumped out her window....oh yeah, that's why I broke my leg. So, back to fabulous little me!! (Alana's door bell rings)
"Hi! I heard you broke your leg and I wanna give you these muffins! Someone mysteriously stole my muffins for you, I knew by sometime you ought to break something!" Tippy said (evilly)
"I, um..." I started to say
"YOU! YOU STOLE MY MUFFINS!!! I'm not giving you any muffins!" Tippy screamed, then shoved a cream-filled muffin of some sort in Alana's face.
"I, umm...I umm...I didn't mean to-" I started to say when Tippy rudely interrupted me.
"You'll pay for this, Alana!" Tippy grumbled under her breath.
By the time I got to the building I had a plan. Did you ask what it is? Just wait, you'll see! As soon as my fuchsia-rose limo parked in front of the spy building, I was hiding behind my new unicorn poster. Mr. Fluffypant's tail was as colorful as a rainbow! Then a started quaking like a unicorn. My mom knew my disguise, because I tried it out last week for at my dentist appointment. I knew that because my mother knew my fabulous disguise, when she angrily looked at Mr. Fluffypants I darted into the building. I ran and ran...straight to the bathroom!
I know..I didn't go there for the same reason you'd think I would, I went there to change my outfit. I took off my shoes and trench coat, pulled on my gloves, and put my hood over my head. There I stood, covered with hot-pink silk, and that was covered in suction cups. I rushed out of the room and climbed up the waiting room wall. As soon as I got on the ceiling I spotted a heating vent. I frantically crawled through the vent system, fell through a hole, and landed on my boss's desk. Then I tried to get Mr. Fluffypant's folded up son, Carlos Fluffypants out of my pocked, but it was too late.
Hi! Well yesterday I took my spy test. Apparently my boss saw my whole attempt to sneak out, and he thought is was fabulous! I got upgraded to "Assistant-manager of Fabulous Sneaks"! I go back to school tomorrow, so I better tell Annie! Then I've gotta rub it in Tippy's face! See you later!
The End.
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